Court Polls: Defense for Eric Clapton

13 Oct

Hey guys,

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Ok, so first off…Eric Clapton is God. I will start off by saying that Hendrix is an amazing guitarist, and he is by far the best guitarist in manipulation of guitar distortion. However, when it comes to true mastery of the guitar, I have to say that Eric Clapton takes the cake to the bakery to see the other cakes. When I judge a guitarist, I keep in mind several categories: technical proficiency, emotion, phrasing, manipulation of the guitar, and skillful use of music. Eric Clapton is a true master in every category. His phrasing is always impeccable, and his technical proficiency is rivaled by very few. However, Clapton is the only guitarist that truly makes it “look easy.” Clapton makes playing the guitar look so easy, that you lose none of the performance in wild, perhaps desperate movements that some guitarists make to properly place their fingers on the strings that hover so gracefully above the guitar neck. Therefore, the technical proficiency category is taken care of.

One cannot speak of phrasing without skillful use of music. Eric Clapton not only squeezes a painful weeps and moans from his guitar, but he also calls upon anguish-filled cries from silence. When Hendrix plays, some of the emotion and music can get lost in the distortion that can cloud the performance. Clapton’s use of silence in his music and soloing help him soar far over any other guitarist, when combined with his other talents. The emotion with which Clapton plays is due to his skillful manipulation of the guitar and his ability to pour his heart out into his playing. If you take a look here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNBEiyGwGRc, you will see an example of Clapton’s amazing playing. Clapton depends on nothing except his experience, emotion, and guitar in order to send waves conveying anguish in every conceivable direction. Clapton does not use distortion to cover potential mistakes. Part of the reason why he is so amazing is because he leaves his playing completely exposed, leaving nothing but raw emotion emanating from his guitar.  I’m not saying that Hendrix isn’t amazing, but small errors are easily hidden in distortion. I am a guitar player myself, and I know that distortion can help cover minor inaccuracies. Clapton always uses pinpoint precision and accuracy in his playing, which results in a raw, melodic, beautiful, yet painful melody. Furthermore, I can listen to Clapton all day. I can only take so much of Hendrix. Lastly, Eric Clapton is so good at guitar, that Chuck Norris himself bows down in amazement, and I think that is evidence enough.

Court Links: Elvis Hair

13 Oct

First, let me apologize for the lack of posting over the last few days. As many of you may be aware, we are college students over here at the Music Court and unfortunately, mid-term’s are here and studying/essay writing is taking up the majority of our time. Well, I promise you that for today, along with this post, there will be at least two other posts by the other jesters over here. Josh will be posting his defense for Eric Clapton on the poll and Anthony will be making his glorious re-return to the blog with a visual music (Hooray!).

We will be doing our best over the next few days to provide you with some awesome music coverage and I hope that soon enough I will be able to put another lyricist of the top 100 list and write a review of the new Mountain Goats CD (if I ever get around to listening to it). Yet, while you wait for Josh’s and Anthony’s post here is an interesting link: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20311751,00.html

For the small fee of around 100,000 dollars a clump of Elvis’s hair can be yours. Why? Well, for me I would like it for my combination clone researching where I plan on combining Elvis with Jim Morrison. Why would you want Elvis’s hair. Comment below.

Own a lock of his greasy, beautiful hair

Own a lock of his greasy, beautiful hair

Link of the Day: 20 Singers Who Rock a Fake Accent

10 Oct

Bob Dylan

No, Bob Dylan (or Robert Zimmerman) is not on the list, nor, would anyone have the guts to put him on the list. But, as much as I am a huge fan of one of the most celebrated figures of music history, I will not be fooled. Let me educate some who do not know. Zimmerman was born in Duluth, Minnesota, where his parents Abram Zimmerman and Betty Stone originally started raising Bob in a small, tight-knit, Jewish community. Listen to Bob Dylan’s southern twang. Listen to his almost incomprehensible croon. I will be among the many Dylan fans who know this fact but keep it hidden inside. That is not his voice. Yet, after years of performing with it and talking with it in daily life, who am I to say that he has not adopted it as his voice.

Here is the list: http://www.spinner.com/2009/10/07/fake-accents?icid=main|main|dl2|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spinner.com%2F2009%2F10%2F07%2Ffake-accents

Court Polls: Who is the Greatest Guitarist of all Time?

8 Oct

Guitar Picks

I am in the new category mood. Also, I am rather busy tonight and wanted to put something up that was nice and easy. I did not say that did I. Well, if the above title does not give you any indication about what is going on here you should probably look again. Easy enough. I am going to post a list of names below of the most fantastic guitarists, in my opinion, of all time. What do you have to do? Vote which one is the best. Think I forgot someone or you want to defend your point; just comment and let me know what you think. I am looking forward to all of your responses.

New polls can be created at anytime and anytime a poll is created I, or whoever posts the poll will let you know who my/or their pick is. An explanation of why will follow in a day or two after the posting. Cool? Cool!

Why am I starting with this impossible question? Well, this is one of those questions which has no answer. There are a few guitarists who are the best in different ways. There are a lot of things that go into a player. Feeling, precision, speed, accuracy, sound. So, with this one you may want to prove yourself below. Today, Josh, who is an Eric Clapton supporter showed me an amazing video, which he may post sometime soon (maybe even in a response to the poll) which may prove Clapton to be the best. Personally, my pick is Jimi Hendrix. I will tell you why soon. So, tell us what you think.

Lyrics #8

8 Oct

Hey everyone.

Here comes lyric #8. If you have been watching your recommended dosage of television, you will probably know this.

“You’re the only reason I keep on coming home.”

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Answer: Sweet Pea, by Amos Lee