Splish Splash/X-Factor Simon Cowell, Danyl Johnston

24 Aug

Splish Splash lazy river

So, tomorrow I may not be able to post the lyricist #93 until later (if I can get to posting it at all). I know I can hear the aw’s from across the computer screen. But I have a good excuse that can best be described in the title of a song by the classic crooner Bobby Darin. The catchy 1958 tune entitled “Splish Splash.”

Splish Splash is a water park in eastern Long Island that I will be traveling to tomorrow for a day of water rides. Yes, while most of you have to make the monotonous morning commute to work, I will be living it up under the hot sun waiting in gigantic lines to go on quick, 30 second water rides. Well, hey, at least all of you’s with jobs out there will be getting some cash for your trade. I’m here at 20 as a college student dreading the day where the real world hits and I realize that blogging about music won’t make me a living no matter how much I write on a post. Just kidding. We’ll all be fine and tomorrow I will be wet and happy.

bobby darin

“Splish Splash,” the conveniently titled hit track by Bobby Darin (that reached #3 on the charts) has a nice little story behind it. You see, Darin co-wrote the song with a one Mr. Kaufman (or better known as DJ Murray the K). Kaufman’s mother had suggested the words to a song that would start “Splish Splash I was takin’ a bath” and Murray the K bet Darin that he could not write a song starting with those words. Who knew that what would be written because of that friendly bet would forever revolutionize baths all around the world. I cannot remember the last time I took a bath when I did not think of that song. Well, thinking about it, I guess I cannot remember the last time I took a bath. Funny Story right. Good Song. Good Singer. Good Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMCsc4Iqvqc

X-Factor

So, putting aside the small anecdotal section I just wrote let me provide you with a cool link from the Britain reality show X-Factor. A singing performance by a teacher named Danyl Johnston which mirrors Joe Cocker’s version of “With a Little Help from My Friends” quite incredibly. The guy serious is an amazing singer. Plus, Simon Cowell (a judge on the show) said that this audition was the best first audition he has ever seen. So, for you American Idol fans out there (even the ones who are too ashamed to admit it) we all know what great praise this is. Enjoy the video:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xogs-qbqHs

Song of the Day #53: “In the Summertime,” by Mungo Jerry

22 Aug

         

    As you may already know I am a New Yorker. Well, a Long Islander, so I guess that does not really count. What us Long Islander’s share with the daily bustle of the crowded city (besides an equal hatred for sports teams in Philly and Boston/New England) is the weather. When it is summertime in the city… it is summertime on Long Island. Today, as I turned off my alarm and walked out in my pajamas and sandals to retrieve the newspaper, I was hit with a muggy wave of just plain hot. Just the type of disgusting hot that makes you go, “You know what, I am okay with our inevitable progression to winter weather.” I couldn’t get back in my house fast enough. Gross! But, it got me thinking about two things. First, summertime in New York is hot and humid. Second, the basic contradiction that when it’s winter people crave warmth but when it’s summer people don’t mind bundling up for some cooler weather. Hmm. What song has a contradiction and warm weather. And then it hit me. Well, the insanely catchy, it will stick its beat in your head for a year like a harmful virus and never let go Jack I’ll never let go, hit that sold 5-10 million singles in 1970, “In the Summertime” by Mungo Jerry.

They work for Satan

 WARNING: The following link will toss you into a new dimension of catchiness. It is only the devils work that can produce such a tune, and the devil himself (a one who goes by Mr. Ray Dorset who can craft such wierd contradictory lyrics for the song). Watch at your own risk.

P.S. Tell me the keyboardist does not look like a warped Paul McCartney. Also, at 1:10 be very afraid at the musical version of afro-Wolverine. The video is scary. Play it backwards and there is probably some I pray to you Satin stuff going on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc9wIzi96_E

           Watching the video is rather scary! The song is way to happy. Like lets all smile, cult happiness. But, I cannot say anything against the song. It is catchy and works well with the summer. Hey, the first line says it all, “In the summertime when the weather is hot.” That is exactly what I was thinking when I felt that summertime heat. Now off to the contradiction of the song. Let’s compare verse 1-2 and 3

VERSE 1-2

Have a drink, have a drive,
go out and see what you can find

If her daddy’s rich take her out for a meal
If her daddy’s poor just do what you feel
Speed along the lane
Do a ton or a ton an’ twenty-five
When the sun goes down
You can make it, make it good in a lay-by

Verse 3

We’re no threat, people
We’re not dirty, we’re not mean
We love everybody but we do as we please
When the weather’s fine
We go fishin’ or go swimmin’ in the sea
We’re always happy
Life’s for livin’ yeah, that’s our philosophy

        See the difference. No!?! Look closer. Okay I will just tell you. Verse 2 promotes exploiting the poor and sucking up the rich, clear full-frontal drunk driving (“Have a drink have a drive), and worst, pure unintelligible babble (“Do a ton or a ton an’ twenty-five”). What the hell does that mean? Verse 3, on the other hand, is a wonderful ode to living life for today. We are always happy and we go fishing and we go swimming and we are not dirty or mean (even though in verse 2 they clearly explain how they are both dirty and mean). It is almost like Ray Dorset wrote the song on two different drugs. He was coming off of an upper when he wrote the end of verse 1 and verse 2 and popped a few more pills on verse 3. Now, please, I am not claiming Ray Dorset took drugs but he sure has two personalities. So, lay back and enjoy heaven and hell’s clash in Mungo Jerry’s hit. Oh wait, by the way, a little fun fact. Manu Chao’s “Marijuana Boogie” uses the chord structure and melody of the song with entirely different lyrics. I think Chao has a better message then Dorset’s have a drink have a drive.

Lyric of the Day #53: Top 100 Lyricists #94

21 Aug

          Look, I will be the first to admit that modern music today has become, for lack of a better word, uninteresting. I find the music on the “popular” mainstream radio stations to sound all alike and almost daily I hear a new song sampling a good classic rock song or even a good underground modern song. 

When I searched Modern Music this is what I found. I am not complaining it is pretty cool.

When I searched Modern Music this is what I found. I am not complaining it is pretty cool.

It is close to sad. Is there not any talent left? Maybe it transformed from the focus on electronic “synth” music or the teen’s need to just hear one good single and ignore entire album creations (tracks, liner notes, album covers). If someone decided to cryogenically freeze themselves in the 60’s and came back today, out of the closet next to me, and after releasing his 40 year old bladder asked what became of all the great music (like anyone but me would pose that question first), I would probably respond, “Freeze yourself another forty years and we’ll talk then.” But, if he insisted on an answer I would definitely not show him the Billboard Hot 100 charts, focusing more on some really great music by some talented singer-songwriters who somehow still exist in this day that covets a song about getting freaky (and I don’t mean the paranormal) in a hotel room as #10 on the charts.

          One of those singer-songwriters who most definitely reaches back to the good ol’ days of forty years ago when lyrics mattered is a 32 year old from Moscow, Idaho named Josh Ritter. With him, and many other young lyricists like him, it is only body of work that has them low on the list of top 100 lyricists. Ten years from now he might be much higher.

        Josh Ritter is smart. Like Neuroscience smart. Like much smarter then I’ll ever be. I mean look at the last two sentences, I said like twice, I could have found another synonym don’t you think. And, that sentence I wrote is definitely not a sentence. I comma spliced like a freak. Okay, I am confusing myself, on to Josh Ritter and his incredible history.

       Josh Ritter, besides being smart, is also awesome and, most likely (I never met the guy), incredibly cool. Born to two neuroscientists in Idaho he first got the urge to play music at fourteen after listening to “Girl From the North Country,” by Bob Dylan. How many musicians have been inspired to first pick up a guitar by listening to Bob Dylan? The number must be in the thousands. He first attempted writing songs on a homemade lute, but, most likely, after every song came out sounding like a jester was singing in a medieval court, he bought his first guitar at K-Mart and has never looked back. After going to Oberlin college for neuroscience  he figured that, that major could not withhold his interest. So, instead of switching to English or Music, he decided to create his own major entitled “American History Through Narrative Folk Music.” Yeah, he is a bit eccentric. I wish I went to that school. After college he moved to Scotland and studied folk at the School of Scottish Folk Studies, before eventually moving back to the states (Massachusetts, this time) to play open mic’s until finding success in his music (from Ireland first). The Irish have good taste in music. Quite an interesting history. It makes the two lyric samples I am going to show you (one an apocalyptic love song and one about a girl in the war) make some more sense.

         Ritter’s lyrics are a delicate mix of intelligence, symbolism, and emotion. He knows how to control himself and carefully paint a picture, even with a scattered palette of mixed colors and shades. His lyric is both haunting and quite scenic and beautiful. His metaphor is abstract but certainly not cryptic. A brief analysis of some of Ritter’s lyrics will reveal his skill and beauty. Here is a segment of Ritter’s “Girl in the War,” off of his 2006 album The Animals Years

“Because the keys to the kingdom got locked inside the kingdom
And the angels fly around in there, but we can’t see them
And I gotta girl in the war, Paul I know that they can hear me yell
If they can’t find a way to help, they can go to Hell”

           In a clear anti-war statement, Ritter likens the war to the struggle in his head with the concept of heaven. The keys to the kingdom (referring to the key to the pearly gates, the entrance to heaven) are locked inside heaven, with “angels” who are invisible to our human eyes. In this he is suggesting that Heaven is an unreasonable clutch. One cannot be so sure that their loved one dying in war is going to go to this magical place. Paul, who represents one of the holy saints, St. Paul, has a conversation with Peter (representing St. Peter who holds the keys to the Kingdom of Heaven. Gates of HeavenPeter does not have the keys any longer and Paul is exclaiming that they (God) cannot hear him yell. He has a girl in the war and if God cannot help her then he can go to hell. Of course, a blasphemous and angry statement like that is simply one interpretation of a beautiful song that can, in all respects, simply be about love. Yet, this song emits a desperate anger. “The Temptation of Adam,” which appears on Ritter’s 2007 release The Historical Conquests of Josh Ritter focuses on being a quirky love song. Perfect, for an odd guy like Ritter. Here are some lyrics.

“We could hold each other close
We’d stay up every night
Look up into the dark and pretend it’s the night sky
Pretend this giant missle is a old oak tree instead
And I’d carve your name in hearts into the warhead
Oh Marie something tells me things just won’t
Work out above
That our love would live a half-life on the surface
So at night while you are sleeping
I hold you closer just because
As our time grows short I grow a little nervous

So I think about the big one
WWIII
Would we ever really care the world had ended?
You could hold me here forever
Like you’re holding me tonight
I think about that big red button and I’m tempted”

        The song is literally about two people stuck “In a top secret location 300 feet under the ground,” with the ability to destroy the entire world with nuclear warheads that are patiently waiting to be fired at the press of a red button. These two people fall in love and the words above is the conclusion to the song. In what are quite possibly the most incredibly ironic and magnificent words ever to be constructed in a song, Ritter plays with the human tendency towards the two most natural feelings man has. Love and Violence. I mean, he does it in two lines.

 “Pretend this giant missle is a old oak tree instead
And I’d carve your name in hearts into the warhead”
        

           Wow is all I can say. He is talking about two love birds innocently carving their initials into an oak tree to exclaim to the world (or those who look at the tree and see the heart surrounding the initials and are angry that people have defiled the tree) that they love eachother. Except, the tree is a WARHEAD. It is love and war right there for you folks. Make peace, Drop bombs, Josh Ritter has combined them both. Plus, we get the symbolism at the end of the song with the red button. The temptation of Adam. The original love story between Adam and Eve. Adam is tempted by the red button so he, and his love Marie, could spend their lives in love down underground. In his own garden of Eden. Marie, another form for the name Mary; Mary, The Virgin Mary, the most immaculate woman in Christianity. I told you Josh Ritter was smart!

“Girl in the War”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqLssKusGzM

“The Temptation of Adam”:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76MXROcqqxo&feature=PlayList&p=7AF39F0EF4F0E947&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=10

Song of the Day #52: “Bull Doze Blues,” by Henry Thomas and “Goin’ Up The Country,” by Canned Heat

20 Aug

                I find it remarkable that so many songs (some credited some not credited ask Led Zeppelin) sample blues music. Old time blues musicians do not get any respect by listeners. They are the universal Rodney Dangerfield. No Respect. Well, at least they get respect by musicians (except if you’re Robert “Stolen” Plant or Jimmy “Plagerize” Page). Anyone who does not think rock n’ roll came from 20’s blues musicians should really read this post. So, instead of simply highlighting the 1969 Canned Heat hit, I felt it necessary to also profile the original blues piece recorded in 1928 by the master of the quills (pan-flute), Henry Thomas.

Henry Thomas

Henry Thomas

 Do not worry, Canned Heat gave them credit. It all does make sense though. The reason why I picked “Goin Up The Country” is to write a proper send off to my brother who leaves today for Cornell University in Ithaca, NY (The country of New York). Ithaca is only three hours away from Woodstock country, White Lake, NY. Not surprisingly, “Bull Doze Blues,” opens with the lyric I’m going away, babe, and it won’t be long. “Goin’ Up The Country,” begins with the lyric I’m going up the country, baby, don’t you wanna go. Similar, ey!

                 “Goin’ Up The Country,” which has become synonymous with the famous Woodstock music festival that has been stuck in my mind over the past few days, appeared on Canned Heat’s double album Living The Blues. It also was released as a single and hit #11 on the U.S billboard hot 100 charts. It also appeared as #1 in 25 other countries. The song gains its popularity as the unofficial anthem of the Woodstock festival. The lyrics do work perfectly because they profile going up the country which is what so many did to witness the festival.

                    The song is also flat-out blues, focusing on the blues AAB form. Same line twice and then a concluding line for each verse. Canned Heat did turn the song into modern blues. Henry Thomas’ “Bull Doze Blues,” is a precursor to the blues. His music is more of a demonstration of the evolution of blues. You want to check out the differences. I have video.

“Goin’ Up The Country,” by Canned Heat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf0Dm-OaTNk&feature=PlayList&p=FBB5E7ECBB20EB6A&index=13

“Bull Doze Blues,” by Henry Thomas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qo9R5kDZWY&feature=PlayList&p=3C20D5FF8FE33BFC&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=45

Lyric of the Day #52: Top 100 Lyricists #95

19 Aug

                 Some people have all the luck. Well, by luck I guess I mean skill. You see, in 1967 a man by the name of Mark Knopfler (you may know him better as the lead singer, songwriter, guitarist, and overall great guy of Dire Straits) studied journalism for a year at Harlow Technical College. Yes, like me and many others, he was an aspiring journalist. He actually secured a job as a Junior Reporter at the Yorkshire Evening Report in Leeds, England. (Hmm. Maybe, I can get an internship there.) Two years later, Knopfler decided to advance his studies and he received an English degree from the University of Leeds. But, yeah, as I said some guys have all the luck. He could have stuck to that Journalism idea but nahh, you see, he had a little something extra.

         What was that something extra you ask? Well, he is one of the most respected fingerstyle (plucking the strings of a guitar with your finger tips or with an attached pick) guitarists in the world and is currently ranked #27 on Rolling Stone magazine’s list of the 100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time. He has sold over 120 million records with Dire Straits and his own solo material. Let’s see what else. He has performed with other artists with names like Eric Clapton, Bob Dylan, John Fogerty, Phil Lynott, Randy Newman, Steely Dan, Chet Atkins, Tina Turner, and even Weird Al. Odd list, ain’t it? He has scored music for numerous films. Oh yeah and he can also write lyrics pretty well. Well enough, at least, to be considered the #95th greatest lyricist of all time by an aspiring journalist who is currently ranked as Rolling Stone’s # not even worth mentioning guitarist. Hey, I can finger pick! Like I said, some people had all the luck.

With Eric Clapton, Sweet

With Eric Clapton, Sweet

            So, let’s focus on some of Mark Knopfler’s lyrics. Now, of course, everyone knows the riff and a verse of Dire Strait’s hit, “Sultan’s of Swing.” If you do not think you know it, listen to it, and I will wait for the ohhhh yeahhh to come out of your mouth. My brother walked into the computer room donned in a wife beater and a bathing suit and asked what I was doing. When I told him I was doing #95 and it was Mark Knopfler, he smiled and said oh yeah, “Sultan’s of Swing.” You see, I believe every band or performer, unless you are of the likes of The Beatles or Pink Floyd, is known by their one super hit. “Sultan’s of Swing,” the tale of the guitarists of down south London town, propelled Dire Strait’s self-titled debut album to success. Sultans of SwingThe song reached #4 on the Billboard top 100 charts in 1978 and #8 on the UK singles chart. But, what many miss is how successful the album was. The album reached #2 on Billboard’s top pop album chart and #5 on UK’s Albums chart. Why did it reach so high? Was it because of the amazing guitar-playing and musical confidence? Yes, this definitely was a large reason why it was so successful. But, the lyrics of Mark Knopfler sure did not hurt.

            Check out my favorite lyrics from “Sultan’s of Swing”

And a crowd of young boys they’re fooling around in the corner
Drunk and dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles
They don’t give a damn about any trumpet playing band
It ain’t what they call Rock ‘n’ Roll”

          The imagery represented in this lyrical quatrain is simply phenomenal. Knopfler sets the scene of the young boys so well. They are all alike in the same popular gear roaming around South London looking for some true rock and roll. Okay, look I am a fan of Blood Sweat and Tears and I do like some trumpet playing bands but I love this line. It ain’t what they call Rock ‘n’ Roll.” First off, that is how Rock ‘n’ Roll is spelt and said, just with the n. Also, the lyric is so confident and cocky with an awesome swagger to the line.

            Yes, this is their best song, and arguably Knopfler’s best lyrics. But, I want you to check out these lyrics from the first track of the debut album. The song is entitled, “Down to the Waterline,” and it is about love on the docks.

Sweet surrender on the quayside
You remember we used to run and hide
In the shadow of the cargoes I take you one at a time
And we’re counting all the numbers down to the waterline
Near misses on the dogleap stairways
French kisses in the darkened doorways
A foghorn blowing out wild and cold
A policeman shines a light upon my shoulder
Up comes a coaster fast and silent in the night
Over my shoulder all you can see are the pilot lights
No money in our jackets and our jeans are torn
Your hands are cold but your lips are warm
She can see him on the jetty where they used to go
She can feel him in the places where the sailors go
When she’s walking by the river and the railway line
She can still hear him whisper
Let’s go down to the waterline

            Tell me that lyric is not beautiful. It is quiet and reserved with a perfect mix of positive and negative words. Sweet and kisses mixed with cold and wild. It has completely different lyrics compared to “Sultan’s of Swing.” Certainly the variety of lyrics that the former journalist expresses in his songs is good enough for #95 of all time. The efficiency and skillfulness of how he writes the songs does not hurt his cause.

Check out some songs:

“Sultan’s of Swing”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2nQZPC2uTs

and the same song with God/ Eric Clapton: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkrWqpymXLY&feature=related

“Down by the Waterline”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylaynrlTEOI&feature=PlayList&p=EF24F7E6DD874842&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=9